Updated every week!
the Club is OPEN!
I am proud to report the opening of Morrisville's newest dance club! My cousins Matt and Shawn have
worked hard for a long time to get it ready, and the grand opening was last week. It has been a packed
house ever since. Country/Western seems to be the theme, but don't let THAT fool ya. There is apt to be
ANY type of music booming through their huge sound system. They got Woofers under the floor, and
speaker bins mounted way up high also, not to mention a couple of Crown and Macintosh Amps
powering it all. There is a DJ booth, and stage, 3 TV's (one of which is a projection screen), lights
blinking everywhere, even a smoke machine. The lights and disco ball are very impressive, not to
mention expensive. The dance floor is in a pit in front of the stage. The bar is well stocked and as long
as the building (almost). There are two pool tables, a dart bored and quite a few tables to sit at. With a
shiny buffed floor to boot, it is very impressive. Matt stocked it up with almost every kind of alcohol
available, and a security cam system, that would make the Whitehouse blush, to make sure the
under-agers aren't drinking. There is a top notch team of staff to provide drinks and security to all. You
can go in if you are 18, but you can't drink (alcohol) until you are 21. Don't try a fake one cuz they are
scanned. Swing on in and check it out. I think you will enjoy it. Ladies always get in for free, and events
like Karaoke and Toga night are always going on. There was even a live band already. So come on
down to the Corral!
the First Snow
It happened! The first snow in New York! I am happy to report that we have actually
had about 3 different snow falls here. None of which have stuck for very long, but the
flakes have been flying. I guess in Buffalo and up north the snow has been pretty
major, but here it has been just flurries. Another winter is upon us....2006.
Got New Pants
I got a new pair of pants last night. The old ones were getting rippy, and I already cut the
other pair into shorts, so I figured it was time. The funny thing was when I saw a pair that was
more ripped then mine were for $50. I chose the new looking ones that were only $15. They
look good and fit well. I found out in the morning that they were button flies, but that was ok,
cuz I have had them before. A new pair of jeans is what I needed, and thanx to WalMart, that's
what I got.
Late Nights at WalMart
Me and my friend Kat have been getting together late in the night and making treks to
WALMART! Walmart is a fun and wonderful world late at night. We are both night
people and might find ourselves IM-ing and bored, so off to Wally-World we go. We
mostly run around and find phallic stuff to make fun of, or take pix of, but we do
manage to do some shopping also. I found Ronald McDonald just sitting on a bench at
the McDonald's they have that is usually closed, so we took pix sitting next to him. One
night Kat bought over $200 worth of groceries. The lights are so bright that the freshly
buffed floors look like Heaven. We always makes sure to hit the toy section to check
out the latest in toy technology. Our favorite section lately has been the Halloween
Department where I just had to buy a stuffed Raven. I always divert my eyes when we
go by the chocolate cuz I will spend $50 there, lol. Then after the store we listen to her
satelite radio in the "Ghetto SUV" on the way home. Go WalMart!
the Broken Window
A week after the Club opened, the front door window found itself broken. I guess Josh
and a girl named Amanda found themselves wrestling around and when he put her
down, she found herself ass first into the window. Thank God for safety glass cuz she
would have gone right through otherwise. It is a shame, but it was all in good fun, and
Josh is now the new owner of part of the door, or at least he will be after it is fixed and
we send him the bill, lol. The Club lives on.....
Ed's Invention
He worked and worked on his new invention, then finally Ed found himself with a new
DDR dance pad. DDR is short for "Dance-Dance Revolution", a new computer craze that
is sweeping the world today. The dance pad is a life size game controller that you step
on. Right, Left, Forward, and Back are the 4 directional choices. I guess the game gives
you a number of dance moves that you have to keep up with. Maybe there is more to it
then that, but either way, you should see Ed do his moves on it. His legs get going
soooo fast that you can't even see them, like in the cartoons. Other people have tried to
make one of these, but Ed is the only one who managed to make the switches go on and
off. It must be a challenge to make one of these. It was awesome to see him make it, not
to mention use it. Go Ed!
Toga Night
Toga! Toga! It was Toga night at the Club. Ya can't have a college bar without a Toga
night at least once in a while. Nikki, our prize bartender had the sexiest one. The other
staff members just had to join in on the fun and made
quazy togas of their own. Even Ed,
who worked the pizza shop register that night had on his usual orange apparel. Togas
are a wonderful way of life.
Social Butterfly
Lately, I have been a social butterfly. I managed to get out last week and do some
apartment hopping around town. I had my laundry going and needed something to do
while I waited, so I swung into Amanda's apartment in the blue house near the post office.
We chilled there for a while, and those who showed up were surprised to see me actually
out of my house. People used to some see me all the time, so it is different for me to be
the one getting out. Amanda's apartment is really nice, so I can see why everyone goes
there to chill. The only odd thing about it was watching all those guys kissing each other,
lol. Glad I don't do drugs any more. I think they were just kidding around (let's hope). As I
was walking back to the laundromat later, I was about to meet face to face with my old
girlfriend Mary, who went back to her ex again, and Amanda pops her head out of
Brenda's apartment (over the barbershop) and yells: "I LOVE YOU DWAYNE!", right on
time for Mary to hear it and get all jealous. She was walking with her kid-lins and her ex. I
yelled back: "I LOVE YOU TOO HUNNY!" It was one of those great moments in life. After I
folded my laundry, I went right over to Brenda's to chill for a while. She also has a really
nice place for her and her kid-lins. The next day, I went up to see my old friend Cabbie,
and got the rest of my stuff out of his house. My shelves and a few boxes of parts were
there for me, and I sure did need them. He is doing well with his new job and isn't in town a
lot these days. His house sure was a mess, but that is cuz I am not there to clean up like I
used to when I lived there. They miss me, but it was better that I left to pursue new things
in my life. It was good to see my old friends again. Amanda, Joey, Josh, and Gabe have
been coming over almost every night to chill with me after work, if they aren't bummin' pizza
slices off from me during work, lol. I love those guys. I was even surprised with a visit from
my old friend Dan one night. We had a lot of "catching up" to do. Robert and Officer swing
in almost every day around 3 for coffee time these days also, so I am never very lonely
that is fer sure.
News
October 24, 2006
the Fall Walk
Me, Robert, and Officer took our annual walk to the "Trippin' Tree" last week. It is a
wonderful walk that I try to take when ever I can. In an effort to get Robert out of the house,
I dragged him along on one of my adventures. I needed to take a good fall walk and gather
some colorful pictures along the way to send to my friends from around the world. Officer
loved the walk cuz she had a world of smells and sights to enjoy.
the New Rig
Article coming soon..........
Sign out front
Front doors
Grand opening sign
Beer sign
Matt and his beer delivery
OPEN
out front
Matt and Al
Josh
John
Outside
beer and liquer
beer cooler
bar tendier training
shooting deer
da bar
BRAS!
Nervous Rex
Adrian
Adrian
*Bar Photos taken
by Billington
*Snow Photos
taken by Billington
Its hard to see them but they are there
Out the window
Old Forge NY (Aderondak Mountains)
Pants
Wally-world
Froggie Slippers
Heaven
Artichoke
Me and Ronald
Kat and Ronald
BIG KITTY KITTY
the count
my friend
the Raven from Walmart
Dinos Balls
Fishies
Meatless MEAT!?
oh my
sponge Bob
lol
the methane FLAME at the dump, on the way home
OMG
Brats
General Lee
Damn that Josh!
what the hell is that?
Dunden
Special Ed
Shawn
I dont know his name, lol
Shawn again
Nikki and her Family
d dubb
walkin the streets
Amandas Pad
Amanda
Amanda and Brenda, and kids
Joey and Amanda
Gabe
Gabe and Josh
Dw
Robert
Officer
the Trippin tree
North Road
the woods were covered with leaves
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